Shurons

From the enormous lenses, to the lens shape, to the roller coaster temples, these things are a testament to how tastes have changed. This is a frame that lost a bet. A frame whose only purpose is to end up in eBay clearance auctions for Halloween costumes. You’ll see a pair or two of these at the Bingo parlor (the only place, apart from costume parties and stage productions, they can legally be worn).

They’re made in the USA, but I’d be willing to place a wager, not in a very long time. Something tells me they may have just a few of these stockpiled in a dusty corner.

Available in 4 sizes and 2 colors: Cafe, and Mauve. Not much to choose from — and frankly that’s fine.